I dare you to ask my sister and I to NOT sing this when eating Mac & Cheese.
Have a very messy Christmas.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
If only it were true.
On a wizard, on a whale.
No one has convinced me these aren’t the actual lyrics.
Maybe I shoulda worn a coat to my inaguration.
I have never and will never laugh as hard as I did when I first watched this. Still holds up.
Sam Rockwell. Call me.
It doesn’t care. It doesn’t give a s$!%.
But now we do.
April. APRIL. I’m just kidding, it’s me.
I feel bad for current and future friends named April as I will do this to them EVERY TIME I SEE THEM.
They have a PEPPER BAR!
Nothing in this world makes me happier than Sponge Monkeys. NOTHING!
This is my sister…JERRY SIZZLER!
My sister and I have this entire sketch memorized…much to the horror of everyone else around us.